Upon learning that Earth isn’t the only planet undergoing climate change, actor and global warming activist Leonardo DiCaprio booked the earliest flight to Mars to combat climate change across the universe.
“Climate change is real,” DiCaprio said in a statement, “and clearly this cancer is spreading. Everybody deserves a temperate San Diego-ish climate all the time—including Martians.”
The red planet, which moved closer to the Earth on Monday than at any other time since 2005, has retreated from a glacial period that would have covered large areas in white before the thaw about 370,000 years ago, according to a study published Friday in the journal Science.
DiCaprio is certain that man-made pollution is the cause of the melting Martian ice caps and has dedicated his next private jet tour to combating the scourge.
Al Gore, who won a Nobel Peace prize for his efforts in the fight against global warming, had a dire warning for people on both planets. “If the polluters on this planet, especially those in the United States and Europe don’t stop their catastrophic behavior, we can expect ocean levels on Mars to rise up to 200 feet and for all the polar bears to be wiped off the face of the planet by 2027.”
Elon Musk was forced to admit that the global warming on Mars was why he was so intent on shuttling people there. “We need solar cars on Mars like yesterday or else the environment will be destroyed.”
DiCaprio’s first stop on his Martian Climate Change Tour is a visit with good friend Matt Damon, who has been stuck on the planet for 176 days without food or water.
News Busters reports a hilarious attempt by ABC to predict the catastrophes of global warming from 2008:
New York City under water! $15 gallon of milk! Stronger floods, fires, hurricanes!
And when you try to watch for this program on ABC, you get a cat video:
I don’t blame them. I wouldn’t want anyone to see the kind of ridiculous claims I made about global warming that didn’t happen.
When will the global warming alarmists’ predictions come true??
In 2008, Al Gore predicted that the entire North Pole Ice cap would be completely gone in five years.
Well, five years have passed and there was still an ice cap at the warmest point of the year. What’s more is that the polar ice cap grew 29 percent over last year.
It make you wonder if there is any accountability with these crazed global warming alarmists. Their scare tactics are freaking people out into a statist solution but according to the data, there is no threat. Yes, global temperatures have risen since the 1980s. But weather models based on the anthropogenic global warming theories have failed to account for stable temps in the past ten years or the dramatic cooling we’ve seen in 2013.
I personally think that global cooling is a more frightening prospect and the alarmists should use that tactic to scare people, but regardless, it’s disconcerting to see such a wide agreement in the scientific community about something that is clearly not valid. It’s confusing too, until you understand that most of the climate-change propagandists get their grant money from governments that stand to benefit from climate-change regulation, what’s called the global warming gravy-train.