Everyone Has a Right to Life, Even Despicable TSA Agents

Everyone has the right to his life unless he is an immediate threat to the lives of others and no one deserves to be killed as the TSA agent at the LAX shooting.

That being said, it’s a sad state of affairs when a majority of the population identifies with a crazy shooter than the victim. Nearly everyone who travels has been subjected to the incompetent power-tripping morons in blue known as the TSA. Their sickening adherence to dehumanizing policies have garnered plenty of well-deserved ridicule and protestation from the time of their unconstitutional initiation to now.

TSA agents don’t deserve to die, but we need to address what kind of sociopathic institutions could drive people crazy enough to make that happen.

I try to avoid flying as much as possible nowadays and opt for the pervy pat-downs instead of the inhumane microwave full-body scans. But I still can’t avoid the incompetent morons in blue. On my latest flight I witnessed several cases of TSA-idiocy:

• Inefficiency: Several agents stood idly by while there was a lack of plastic buckets to put items in for X-ray screening.
• Inconsistency: I overheard an exchange between a passenger who was “pre-screened” to keep his shoes on. One TSA agent approved the pre-screen and then disappeared. Another one came along and said that wasn’t acceptable and made the passengers take off their shoes.
• Corruption: When passengers were complaining about the long line, one of the TSA agents said she would be in the very same line the next day. Then she said, hopefully she knew someone in line who could get her through the line quicker.
• Complete Idiocy: I brought back two bottles of banana ketchup (not liquid or gel mind you) in my carry-on. Since we had to go through security again after customs I didn’t think about the bottles. One TSA “agent” said I couldn’t take the banana ketchup onboard but that I was welcome to go through the security line again after checking the carry-on as if I enjoyed feeling like a masochistic monkey more than once a day.

I’ve often thought that the TSA is nothing more than a jobs program for incompetent Obama-voters. Other times, it seems that they are the new Sturmabteilung brown-shirts, poised to follow in a fascist take-over of the country. Either way the institution is evil and its participants are mindless lackeys.

I’ve been known to make some very pro-life arguments (with regard to the death penalty and abortion) but this is probably the most pro-life position I’ve taken: even those despicable people dressed up in clownish blue uniforms are still people. They have the right to life just like everyone else.

We need to respect human life, even that of the most vile human beings on earth, TSA agents.